As the latest ferry from the Son-Gat camp - the BF Typhoon - docked at Dover, the UK government has said that it will explore the idea of 'migrant hubs'.

According to Sky News:

The government is considering sending failed asylum seekers, including those arriving on small boats, to overseas 'migrant hubs', Sky News understands.

Aside from the fact that surely if an asylum seeker has 'failed' to be granted asylum they should be deported back to where they came from, what and where could these 'hubs' be?

The use of Dickensian 'hulks' to house these unfortunates, like the ship moored off Weymouth, appears to have been rejected.

But FNN has learned that the government may reach out to Elon Musk and President Trump to house migrants in one of the new Tesla Tiny House Park Resorts that Trump is proposing to build in various locations around the globe including: Canada, the Crimea, Gaza, Greenland and Panama.

This could be a viable alternative to the failed Rwanda scheme, which resulted in many millions of UK taxpayers money going down the drain or maybe to buy Fairtrade bananas for lucky 'gorillas in the mist'.