Build Back Better has never been more appropriate following the resignation of Liz Truss as the UK's Prime Minister after only 44 days - the shortest term in history.

While the usual suspects are in the frame to replace her, the wild card is the return of Boris, who should never have left.

The problem is that Boris is inundated with job opportunities paying astronomical salaries, for example:

• a double stand-up act with Ukraine's President Zelensky aka Boris and Vlod the Missile Men
• a role as court jester to the European parliament in Brussels
• the presenter for online wallpaper giant Slapiton.com's TV advertising

So it's unlikely we will see a return of Boris, more's the pity.