President Trump, who will be unable to attend the January 20, 2021 inauguration of incoming President Joe Biden due to a "schedule conflict", has announced an alternative inauguration event he calls the "Disinauguration".

There were rumours that the Disinauguration would take place on the Nestie at Carnoustie, Scotland but this was just fake-news as Airforce One is in fact scheduled to take Melania on a trip to buy the latest in kilt fashions from swingin' Buchanan Street in Glasgow.

Originally intended to take place in the epicenter of the counter-culture, Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco, the venue for this summer of MAGA love in the midst of a winter of BLM discontent was changed to Flint, Michigan in order to stick it to Michael Moore.

Trump supporters are expected to turn up in droves for the Disinauguration event to hear Candace Owens speak about "victim culture" and to rub shoulders with Hollywood celebs such as Jon Voight (the Midnight Cowboy) and James Woods (from Scary Movie 2).

The Seattle and Portland administrations have threatened a travel ban on anyone trying to attend the event claiming that unlike everyone attending the mainstream inauguration, those attending the disinauguration clearly just want to spread COVID and subversive ideas.

There is also an unconfirmed rumour that staff at Seatac airport have been instructed to dispense star-shaped badges to stick on anyone flying to Flint for the event, in order to identify them as persona non grata and deny them their bottle of water and bag of pretzels on the flight.