Is Die Hard a Christmas film? The public have spoken - and you might not like the result

Even Bruce Willis himself thinks the blockbuster isn't a Christmas film. "It's a goddamn Bruce Willis movie!" he said in 2018.

But we are not talking about the Bruce Willis film here, we are reffering to another Die Hard film that also shows up every christmas.

This movie includes the memorable christmas scene of a little girl sitting on santa's knee in his grotto:

Santa asks her: What would you like for christmas little girl?

She replies: Some hair on my fanny.

Santa thinks for a moment and responds: Will a white beard do?

[Credit: Jethro (RIP)]

A spokesperson for the Erectile Dysfunction Society told FNN:

Most men would like to die hard but unfortunately that will not be the case for most men as they get older.

For those that do want to die hard, there is a Swiss service that offers a special 'die-hard pod' that includes a supply of Viagra to take before you push the exit button.