The US presidential race is hotting up now that a new candidate has registered.

He is described by an inside source as:

A well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory… someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt

Analysts claim that the new candidate would not stand a chance in the race since there is already a candidate with these characteristics running. And it's not Bernie Sanders.

A spokesperson for former President Trump told FNN:

Bring it on. We're not bothered by anyone especially after Nancy Pelosi was trounced in Nevada or was that Nicky Haley?

Anyway Folks - who cares! They are all retards.

Btw, whatever happened to Kamala Harris? She's gone AWOL.