Former President Trump is hoping to secure some much needed funds from his endorsement of a new line of 'Never Surrender' lingerie.
The new lingerie line will be promoted by a number of leading New York department stores in an attempt to get women back into their changing rooms.
The Never Surrender line includes:
- a new MAGA merkin (available in orange or red)
- a fake chastity belt with a picture of Nancy Pelosi instead of a padlock
- underpants embossed on the rear with 'Kiss My Ass David'
- a cameltoe thong fronted by the American flag and optional logo 'No Entry to Immigrants' or 'Democrat? Nah-ah!'
The Never Surrender line is expected to be a big hit with patriots everywhere.
A spokesperson told FNN:
This lingerie is nothing more than an attempt to cover up right-wing assholes with endorsements for Trump.
But I gotta say...Kiss My Ass David...that's genius!