A migrant boat that was aiming for the Weymouth floating hostel got diverted off course into the Bristol channel and ended up at the Glastonbury festival instead.

A clearly shocked, life-jacketed migrant told us:

We paid thousands of Euros to a criminal gang to be transported to a hotel in Weymouth but after a harrowing journey, we ended up in a mosh pit in a place called Glastonbury.

When it became clear that we did not have a ticket, our boat was floated above the crowd and then dumped in a nearby field where a bull was humping cows.

But now we know the UK is crowded with wall-to-wall people and covered in mud and rubbish with loud music going on all day and night, we are asking to be shipped to Rwanda where it is quieter and cleaner.