Hot on the heels of the 'where are you from' controversy, FNN has learned that people applying for jobs in the UK Parliament are now being asked a much more sinister question about their origins.

Now, you must specify if your parents were 'male', female' or 'other' when previously it was accepted that everyone had a 'male' father and a 'female' mother.

A spokesperson for the UK parliament told FNN:

For years now we have been alarmed by the increase in bestiality and alien abductions taking place in the UK, as reported in the mainstream media such as The National Enquirer in the USA, so now we want to get a handle on just how bad it is.

By asking this question, we also want to de-stigmatize 'unusual' parents for those many people whose dad was a donkey or whose mum was a martian.

Over time we intend to make this question even more granular and useful.

For example, to ask for more highly relevant employment data such as 'Do you know what MAGA means' or 'Were your parents ever Cornish separatists' or 'Has President Putin ever called you to influence your election vote'?.

As clearly we don't want anyone of those types working for us.

Australian gender-bender Bill "Hoppy" Heslop commented:

Everyone knows my dad was a kangaroo. Get over it. The question that Parliament's HR department should be asking is: Do you watch porn on your phone while you are at work? Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.