Like Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, the Tweet Nazis are against anyone whose opinions they don't like or who might look "undesirable" in some way. Clearly, such people do not deserve to partake of the hot, warm "soup" of democracy. 

A FNN correspondent recently filed this thrilling report, sent from the first major rally of the Tweet Nazis in Silicon Valley:

I watched in awe as thousands of bright young people in their cool uniforms of jeans, t-shirts and birkenstocks filed into the Apple Donut under the arc lights, bopping to the pulsating soundtrack of Rogers and Hammerstein's classic song: Oh there's nothing like a BAME.

They cheered as the leader of the Tweet Nazis, a strange looking man with a beard and slicked back hair, mounted the stage on his Segway and proceeded with an hour-long speech comprising sentences of not more than 160 characters each. 

I've never heard anything like it.

The whole event was filmed by Silicon Valley luvvie-darling Leni Reeferdahl and is set to be released under the title:
Stuck in the Matrix: Triumph of the Blue Pill.

It was a mesmerising performance that ended with the whole gathering chanting "Follow", "Follow", "Follow" and united in repeatedly offering their leader the Tweet Nazi salute - the universal sign of the Donut  - before leaving to hit the merchandising stands.

Stands selling the Tweet Nazi leader's latest book - Mein Kampf: My Struggle Against Right-Wing Supremacy were doing a roaring trade. Star of David armbands for giving to anyone whose opinions you don't like or who looked vaguely right-wing were also flying off the shelves.

Thank God we live in a democracy. God bless the Tweet Nazis! God Bless America!

In case you are wondering, FNN is unaffected by the Tweet Nazis since we do not have a Twitter account to deplatform, we are not in need of the daily stimulation of a Twitter feed and prefer not to be stalked online or retweeted by anyone.