A whistleblower has made the astonishing claim that the Pfizer vaccine is in fact a placebo and the current vaccinations are actually a massive research experiment into the social effect of placebos on a population scared to death by COVID.

If this is true, then the worldwide vaccination campaign using the Pfizer vaccine will be remembered as the biggest social experiment in history.

When asked about all the 60 degrees below zero cold-chain malarky, the whistleblower told FNN:

We had to make the vaccine seem real so we made up all this stuff about the extreme storage temperature knowing that gullible governments around the world would fall for this nonsense.

We also confronted the whistleblower with the fact that some people had died from the vaccine and how could that happen with a placebo? 

It's true that some people experienced adverse effects and some even died from the vaccine but this is due to a well-known scientific condition known as "placebo-allergosis" and nothing to do with the composition of the placebo itself which is mainly comprised of Vodka supplied by Russia.

We probed our source about the testing of the vaccine:

The vaccine was subject to extensive testing by various groups of exhausted healthcare workers.

The first thing we did was take it out of the fridge and mix it with some tonic water to enjoy a very refreshing ice-cold Vodka tonic.

Then we all got plastered and had a sing-song: Knees up mother Brown! Knees up mother brown! Knees up, knees up...get them bloody knees up! Knees up mother Brown!

All that drinking and singing certainly put us to the test.