When something that looked like a police telephone box full of piranhas was discovered abandoned outside a fish and chip shop in East London, it was emptied and the contents became the daily special.

Chip shop proprietor, Alf Tupper, once a famous sprinter, told FNN:

Not many people know this but piranha is a very tasty fish. It's just that they are not caught that often.

Our piranha and chips special sold out within an hour as some people seemed to think this had something to do with someone called 'Banksy' who we assume is a fisherman.

We wrap all our takeways in genuine newspaper - we like The Daily Telegraph - and recommend a can of Masato to accompany the meal.