MPs on the UK's foreign affairs committee say the UK military have taken their eyes off the ball with Russia's Wagner Group and should have hired them years ago to fill the British Army's manpower shortages.

Colonel Kilgore, a spokesperson for the MoD, told FNN from his surfboard:

Airmobile son. That's what the Wagner Group would bring to the British Army.

Anyone who flies in to kill gooks playing the March of the Valkyries gets my vote. Outstanding!

You know, someday this war is gonna end.

FNN has also learned that Wagner has been offered it's own regimental name such as The Kings Own Belorussian Borderers or The Royal Russian Wagner Corps and their own cap badge - a globe split in two to reflect the new multipolar world.

MI5 chiefs have also pointed out that hiring the Wagner Group will instantly give the UK immense influence in Africa and over all those natural resources that everyone seems to covet to drive the consumer society.