The world was in shock after the US President's private jet - Air Force One - was forced to land in Timbuktu, Mali (yes it's a real place), when the notorious rebel group Al-Kebab used a drone swarm to force the plane to land by weighing down its wings like a flock of pigeons.

Al-Kebab came to prominence after they flooded Instagram with videos of their victims being spit-roasted like a doner kebab, in the style of former King "red hot poker" Edward of England.

An Al-Kebab spokesperson gave this exclusive report to FNN:

We forced Air Force One to land because we suspected a war criminal was on board. Unfortunately there was no-one on board other than a bunch of White House interns and Peace Corp volunteers on their way to a spring-break weekend at Subito Bay naval base in the Philippines. Wild Things! They sure can party!

A White House spokesperson commented:

This is a flagrant breach of international law. We have not seen anything so blatant since the Obama administration forced the Bolivian President's private jet to land at Vienna airport when we suspected Edward Snowdon was on board.

Make no mistake. There will be severe consequences for Al-Kebab if we can figure out the location of their Timbuktu hideout, as it's not on Google maps. We will be hiring extreme explorer Ed Stafford to help us find it using satellite photos of the area.

EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen told FNN:

We condemn this unlawful hijacking of Air Force One. Luckily this time it did not involve us, as it did when we colluded with the US to force the Bolivian President's jet to land in Vienna on the excuse that we suspected he was importing unregulated foodstuffs made from Guinea Pigs into EU airspace.

A WHO spokesperson also commented:

We are very disappointed that in the midst of the global pandemic, Al-Kebab terrorists and some young Americans partied in an enclosed space without wearing face masks and observing social distancing.