The bald leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, aka The Hood, has warned Elon Musk that his Starshield deal with the US National Organization to Spy on Y'All (NOSY) could lead to disastrous consequences for earth.

Reuters reported that:

SpaceX's Starshield unit is developing the satellite network under a classified $1.8 billion contract with NOSY.

The Mysteron leader told FNN:

All countries worldwide should be vigilant and protect against new and even bigger security threats created by Musk's SpaceX and his Boring Company.

The new rockets could send up to 100 Musk-rats to Mars to start building the underground bases needed to colonize our planet.

Cowering earthlings! We will never allow that to happen. Whooooohahahahaha!

He then used his Martian power of matter-transference to convert a banana into a pork pie.