The UK's sewage overflows are becoming a crisis but FNN has learned that help is at hand: The Teenage Mutant NinJa Turtles!

The famous sewer-dwelling Turtles have been requested to come to the UK from New York to help authorities deal with the evil smelling sewage that is flowing out of manholes onto suburban gardens.

Their exposure to radioactive material - that gave them their ninja powers - makes them immune to the diseases and smells of the sewer, so they are the perfect team to fight the UK's latest problem.

The problem is being blamed on climate change, which is causing more rain which in turn causes sewers to overflow, and nothing to do with the fact that people are throwing all sorts of stuff down the toilet with no thought as to how to deal with it and whose garden it might end up in.