The world waits with bated breath to see what Elon Musk will do with his recent acquisition - Twitter!

There is widespread concern that under its new owner, Twitter will not continue to censor opinions not in line with the MSM narrative and global wokeness, leading to the unfettered mayhem associated with real free speech. The Ministry of Truth was among the first to sound the warning bells.

More anxiety was stoked by the possibility that ex-President Trump could be re-platformed - although he has denied he wants to become the biggest star the Twittersphere has seen in the runup to the midterms and the next US election in which Biden is widely expected to zimmer (run - geddit!).

As a first step, Mr Musk expects to integrate Tweet-by-voice into all Teslas and provide a recent tweets feed at all Tesla charging points.

The Mysterons told us:

Now that Elon owns Twitter we intend to subvert the platform with Martian disinformation. Finally you cowering earthlings will be able to hear the voice of the Mysterons directly (in 140 character or less that is).