The G7, currently chaired by Britain, has been discussing how to steer the world out of the current economic crisis at its latest conference taking place at the Wigan Empire in northern England.

After many days of long and tough negotiations, the top economists at the G7 have come up with the answer:

Print money!

A G7 spokesperson told FNN:

After many days of feeding on pork pies and Watney's Red Barrel, we have finally come up with a sure-fire answer to the world's problems.

Printing money as an economic salvation strategy has already been proven around the world by the USA, UK and EU among others.

Some people insist on calling this "quantitative easing", but we prefer its real name: Free money for banks with no strings attached.

Quantitative Easing was originally the topic of a joke about the need for an economic laxative at a Central Bank meeting.

Then someone leaked it to the media and they thought it was a real economic term. The dopes! 

After all where do you think the $5 trillion is coming from to finance Joe Biden's economic stimulus plans in the USA. Taxes? Give me a break.

Bill "Battler" Heslop, recently retired boss of accounting firm BOGOF, commented:

Thank God we have these genuises at the G7 steering the world. Print money. What the f**k!

Here's an idea. Let's give everyone their own personal money printer.

Then they can just print what they need and this ensures that all that free money actually trickles down from Government, Banks and Wall Street to the people who really need it rather than making fat cats richer.

Either that or reduce all credit card interest to 0 percent to stimulate the economy.

Hey Muriel! Get me a tinny, I'm parched.