The early release of fake New York "heiress" Anna Sorokin, who conned all kinds of people and businesses out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, could be a boost for the prison reform industry.

According to Anna on social media, "Prison is so exhausting, you wouldn't know."

A spokesperson for the Prison Reform Information Knowledgebase (PRIK) told FNN:

We have known for some time that prison is exhausting. You have to get up, eat your meals at certain times and do a bit of light manual work every day except Sunday when you get some rest from your onerous duties.

We welcome Anna blowing the whistle on this aspect of prison life and hope it will persuade authorities to make prison a more relaxing experience for all the criminals deprived of their liberty by the justice system and forced to do a spell inside.

Bill "Battler" Heslop, recently retired boss of accounting firm BOGOF, commented:

The reason prison is so f**king exhausting is they are all learning new ways to commit crime, converting to Islam and doing drugs. That would exhaust anyone for f**k's sake.

Take that Birdman of Alcatraz, he spent so much time looking after that canary, he was completely knackered at the end of the day.

God knows what they are doing in women's prisons. If you watch TV you'd think they're all beating the shit out of each other and making lesbian movies to sell on the Internet. No wonder they're exhausted!

Hey Muriel! Get me a tinny, I'm parched.