One of the many unexpected consequences of the COVID crisis has been the rise in demand for vaccine porn reported by many of the leading internet porn sites.

We asked a user, who wanted to remain anonymous and said he only goes on these sites to read the articles, what is so attractive about vaccine porn?

This is what he told us:

First of all it's silent, none of that screaming and grunting and stuff that could alert the wife to the fact that you are on a porn site. Then there is the removal of clothing to reveal a naked shoulder ready to receive the jab. Then there is the penetration of the needle and injection of fluid into the body. It's not just the jab itself. I like to watch the face of the person being vaccinated. Did you watch that one of Mike Pence being vaccinated?

At this point he reached for a tissue and the interview came to a halt.