The UK Department of Education has announced that sex education in schools is to be replaced by issuing Child Sex Bots (CSBs) to all children between the ages of 12-14 together with an informative "What To Do With Your CSB" booklet.

No longer will children rely on conventional chalk-and-talk sex education or parents discreetly leaving booklets on their bedside table. Instead every child will be able to learn about sex in the comfort of their own bedroom with the help of their own Child Sex Bot.

Previously only available on prescription to Minor-Attracted Persons (MAPs), CSBs will now become mainstream in an attempt to wean children off hardcore Internet pornography as their primary source of sex education. 

A Realbotix spokesperson, who looked a lot like the Terminator, commented:

The issuing of CSBs to minors represents a real step forward in the annals of sex education and the largest social experiment in history. We expect the results to stimulate a new era in human-machine relations.

An eleven year-old boy currently undergoing conversion therapy told us:

As some privileged old band of white guys told us: We don't need no sex education. I learned everything I need to know about sex from online sites like Teabag Times and Cottaging Weekly that I subscribed to with my mum's credit card details.

An old white guy sat on a riding saddle on an electric scooter reminisced:

It were different in my day. None of this putting a johhny on a banana nonsense. The school Doctor came in, put up a drawing on the blackboard and asked us to imagine this were a lass sitting astride a horse. I've been obsessed with saddles ever since.