Today is 'freedom day' in the UK when many of the covid restrictions have been lifted. The worry is that this will result in a spike of covid infections and lead to further lockdowns in the winter. But is this the only concern?

FNN has learned that 'freedom day' is more likely to lead to a rash of STDs after the the British Urban Swinger Hub (BUSH) website called for mass orgies to celebrate the new freedom.

One of Britain's most popular nudist beaches, Studland in Dorset, is to live up to its name with a swingers event celebrating the DIY skills of 'nailing' and 'screwing' on its golden sands.

While at nearby Browsea island a naked 'kumbaya' event will be held at the home of worldwide scouting including the opportunity to learn how to 'wiggle your woggle' and gain various rather obscure badges that are hard to get at regular evening scout/guide meets.

Boris Johnson has urged the public to show 'restraint' and use their commonsense in order to make freedom day a success.