FNN would like to extend its congratulations to our regular EU commentator, Ursula Von Richthofen, on her latest award.

Ursula has received what can only be described as a rather painful looking pyramidal dildo from The World Jurists Association in New York.

The dildo represents The World Prize for Peace and Freedom and was presented to Ursula in her role as squadron leader of the Von Richthofen Flying Circus: A group of intellectual aerial stunt flyers based in Brussels and known for their cunning stunts.

Ursula told FNN:

I will be having hours of fun on my new prize. Just kidding!

It will take pride of place on my mantelpiece where I can't reach it and whenever I look at it I will think fondly of my friend - President Trudeau of Canada.

As the much missed Ken Dodd (RIP) once said while waving his tickling stick on The Good Old Days:

Sometimes I'd like to be a donkey. Only sometimes.

Vorsprung durch Teknik!

The Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orbán, was unavailable for comment.