French Fishing Fleet Destroyed at Trafalgar
Following a trans-Atlantic chase, the French fishing fleet was cornered at Trafalgar.
Andy Pandy Says It's Time to Go Home
Andy and Teddy say it's time to go home.
Second Casualty of Brexit: Scotland
The youth of Scotland have lost their European status.
**STOP PRESS** EU Redefines Sovereignty
EU comes clean on the real meaning of Sovereignty.
Brussels is No More
The EU has announced that Brussels will be renamed Oberkommando West.
EU to Harvest English Apples
The EU is claiming the right to harvest English apples on UK soil.
**STOP PRESS** Brexit Deal Agreed
The Brexit transition period is to be extended to the Year 2525.
COVID Lockdown to be made Permanent
In order to avoid lockdown fatigue, UK Government announces permanent lockdown.
Vladimir Putin Influenced my Vote!
Russian interference in the election of the Mayor of Shaftesbury.
UK to Pay for Moneystream2 Pipeline
US fracking industry to pipe gas to UK via new pipeline.
China to Deport All Hong Kong Citizens to UK
China comes up with simple way to deal with irritating Hong Kong protests.
Biden to London: Drop Dead
The Special Relationship is about to be changed.