USA to Restore the Monarchy
Meghan Enterprises & Harry have offered to bring royalty back to the USA.
**STOP PRESS** Remember Four Dead in Ohio
CSNY song comes to mind after the storming of US capitol building.
Stingray to Patrol English Channel
Priti Patel to hire Stingray to patrol English channel.
Norway to Buy Scotland
The Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund has made a bid to buy Scotland.
French Fishing Fleet Destroyed at Trafalgar
Following a trans-Atlantic chase, the French fishing fleet was cornered at Trafalgar.
Andy Pandy Says It's Time to Go Home
Andy and Teddy say it's time to go home.
Second Casualty of Brexit: Scotland
The youth of Scotland have lost their European status.
**STOP PRESS** EU Redefines Sovereignty
EU comes clean on the real meaning of Sovereignty.
Brussels is No More
The EU has announced that Brussels will be renamed Oberkommando West.
EU to Harvest English Apples
The EU is claiming the right to harvest English apples on UK soil.
**STOP PRESS** Brexit Deal Agreed
The Brexit transition period is to be extended to the Year 2525.
COVID Lockdown to be made Permanent
In order to avoid lockdown fatigue, UK Government announces permanent lockdown.