A new AI-driven porn site debuted recently on national television in the UK, much to the amusement of the program host Gary Lineker, who thought Wolverhampton Wanderers was a football team and not a swingers club based in the midlands.

Cleverly titled 'Match of the Day' the site invites users to suggest two individuals to match-up and 'score' with each other and then automatically creates a 90 minute video of the participants engaged in pornographic activities.

There is a half time intermission for the display of 'appropriate advertising' in order to monetize the movie.

A ChatGPT spokesperson for the new so-called MOTD service told FNN:

This latest AI development combines two popular Internet pursuits: Matchmaking and porn. Now you can simply upload two photos and the AI will create a custom porn video for you within minutes.

It's not limited to photos of people or animals.

The photos could be everyday objects like a Mars bar and a dishwasher for example. We call this the Internet Porn of Things (IPT). The possibilities are truly endless.