The World Economic Forum (WEF), an annual event at the Swiss ski resort of Davos, has attracted skiers and boarders from all over the world who come to enjoy the snow and the apres-ski fun and frolics at 5-star hotels all paid for by someone else.

While the attendees this year lack some of the big names of previous years including Brandon "The Boardman" Biden and  Sid "Slalom" Macron - some old favorites have returned such as Bill "The Vaccinator" Gates and Klaus "The Hood" Schwab.

A WEF spokesperson told FNN:

While it's true that attendance at the WEF has been impacted by the publication of conspiracy theories, such as man-made climate change causing a lack of snow, there are still plenty of big names here to keep the conspiracy theorists going. Enough to keep the lifts running anyway.

Switzerland also benefits from the mass of carbon credits being bought to offset the many private jets chartered to bring the luminaries in.

The keynote event is entitled:

How to Globalize War (so some people get rich while a lot of other less important people just die) to Trigger The Great Reset.

Swedish Lutheran Minister, Greta Thunderberg, was also due to attend to lecture the event with a sermon about climate change but she is missing as she was advised to 'stay in the ground' at a coalmine in Germany.