Due to the fact that Houtis are disrupting deliveries of essential goods from China for supply to cost-of-living crisis Brits, the UK Governement has authorised 'humanitarian' missile attacks on the Houtis.

As a result, Amazon has announced an exclusive new service for Prime members called 'Hammer a Houti'.

If your Amazon Prime delivery has been delayed you can now opt to contribute to the crowdfunding of a $1 million missile to be sent to Hammer a Houti via a partnership between Amazon UK and the Royal Navy.

Former Australian Special Forces Trooper Bill "Clifftop" Heslop commented:

If Mad Mitch were still alive none of this would have happened.

The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders would have made short work of the towel-heads with their traditional Glasgow Greeting of 'See you Jimmy'.

Hey Muriel!. Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.