Partayy animal Sanna Martin, Prime Minister of Finland, is tipped for the plum post of Head of Getting Hammered at the EU.

The Wild Finn (see earlier FNN post) would be the youngest to take on the post and the first from Finland, which is a surprise since it is famed for topless blonds and hard-drinking.

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen told FNN:

We think 'supercool' Sanna would be ideal for this post as it needs a good shake up. EU functions are generally sombre affairs involving non-stop currywurst and non-alcoholic beer from a Belgian monastery. Sanna will change all that.

She will ensure that getting hammered in Brussels will make it the party capital of Europe. Her presence will be sure to attract the top global talent and party animals such as DJ 'Ziggy' Zelensky and the Duke of Sussex aka Harry 'Hammer of the Taliban'. Vorpsrung durch Teknik!