The Brecon Beacons Park in Wales is to be renamed Llanfairpwllgwyngyll National Park because the new name is easier to remember and to pronounce for Welsh speakers and apparently emits less carbon dioxide when you say it, helping Wales towards its zero emission target.

A park spokesperson told FNN:

For many years we have thought that the park needs a simpler name to attract more American tourists so this name change is well overdue.

We are also changing the name of the nearby Black Mountains, as it is clearly racist, to the more neutral Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Mountains.

Swedish Lutheran minister, Greta Thunderberg, supports the park's decision. In a recent sermon she told her congregation:

Name changing is an important tool in the fight against climate change. Changing names changes attitudes and this in turn leads to reduced carbon emissions. How? Well if a name is difficult to pronounce then people will not bother to say it, instantly reducing their carbon footprint. Simples!