The Labour Party is expected to win the forthcoming UK election with a landslide win over the incumbent Conservatives backed by their new campaign sloga: Vote Labout and Live in La-La Land!

A number of Labour bigwigs continue to make totally outrageous claims such as:

  • The Ukraine war was not provoked by the West
  • Sex and gender are different
  • Jeremy Corbyn is anti-semitic for supporting establishing a Palestine state

A spokesperson explained:

We are convinced that all the average UK voter wants to do is live in La-La land especially as most of them are racist, uneducated Brexit voters. So we are going to give it to them. Suck on that for the next 4 years!

These kind of people are unable to deal with the truth that we are all headed towards the world of E M Forster's The Machine Stops.

By phone from the USA, Marine Colonel Nathan R. Jessep told FNN:

The truth! You can't handle the truth!