Former UK PM Boris Johnson has finally admitted he is a 'f****** idiot'.

A spokesperson explained:

After going into therapy, Boris has admitted that the nonsense he was peddling about Russian 'imperial' ambitions was nothing more than a NATO fantasy (a result of sniffing wallpaper glue) and his effort to undermine the 2022 peace talks with Ukraine was misguided since it has resulted in unknown numbers of dead Ukrainians and Russians.

But then again, who cares about the deaths of a few untermensch?

Russia's attempts to prevent being surrounded by 'defensive' NATO missile bases are no different to England's subjugation of Ireland, Wales and Scotland to prevent these territories being used as a springboard by an enemy foreign power (i.e. France or Spain) to launch attacks on England.

As an old Etonian with some grasp of English history he would know this but apparently he failed to join the dots in his former 'idiotic' phase.