In order to support the new movie production, Coalition of the Willing, there are rumours that 10 Downing Street will be re-located to downtown Kiev.

A spokesperson explained:

It has become quite clear that there are too many distractions in the UK - grooming gangs, immigration, the Reform Party - that are negatively impacting the ability of the Prime Minister to focus on his important new movie project.

So a new 10 Downing Street is being built in Kiev to give the PM some peace and quiet and enable him to hang out with his EU pals.

This is another of the Labour Party's much needed 'change' initiative that promises to be nothing less than Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

The new Kiev residence will feature a nanny (Mary Poppins) and a jolly chimney sweep (Bert).