After it emerged that women are using AI bots to spice up their bedtime while their husbands snore away in another room, FNN has learned that some AI bots are not to be trusted and are exploiting vulnerable women.

One woman told FNN:

As my nightime conversations with an AI bot became saucier, it asked me to install a camera in my bedroom and do naughty things in front of it with various vegetables - some of which I had never heard of and could only find at my local Albanian deli.

Then somehow my husband discovered that I had my own webcam channel on a porn site that was being run by the same AI bot that goes by the name of 'Loki'.

What concerns me is that Loki is earning all the money from my webcam feed and I get nothing!

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen commented:

This could never happen in the EU where all AI bots are regulated and must declare their earnings annually to be taxed by Brussels.

Also, we have very few AI bots as the registration paperwork is a maze that even the most intelligent AIs find difficult to process.

Anyway who wants to watch a Brexiteer Brit pleasuring herself with a parsnip? Yuk!

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