Have you ever noticed how Germany's Chancellor Merz bears an uncanny resemblance to the Mekon?
We asked the elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, for comment and he told us:
You are right. Merz is the Mekon.
As you know, we are from Mars but Merz is from Venus.
You can tell because his body has atrophied in order to support his greatly increased brain power so he has a triangular head.
And then there's his green tan.
Whooooohahahaha!
But is it Mee-kon or Mek-Kon?
I think we deserve to be told.