For over 50 years, the Walt Disney World theme parks have operated as a kind of 'sovereign territory' within Florida, controlling the land and basic services such as utilities but without the kind of oversight that other Florida Theme Parks are subject to.

For example, at the Hootersville theme park, staff are required to have their cleavage measured weekly. This Decollage Inspector job is in great demand and is currently held by a man with his eyes out on stalks.

But all that is about to change as Ron "Vlad" De Santis has signed a blll that gives the state control over the Disney kingdom of Orlando.

No tanks or drones were involved in this land-grab but Disney employees are not happy at this takeover of their territory. Two employees, one identifying as a mouse and another as a duck see their futures being stigmatised as visitors will be able to use the wrong pronouns when they refer to them.

Mr De Santis reportedly told Disney to 'buckle up' for the next board meeting although rumours that ex. President Trump is to be parachuted onto the board as chairman to help 'Make America Gay Again' have been dismissed. However, MAGA caps in rainbow colours are flying off the shelves in the Miami Disney store.