There is concern that the rollout of the Pfizer vaccine in the UK may be delayed due to problems supplying patients to be vaccinated via the "cold chain".

Apparently anyone who will be vaccinated with this new wonder drug must have a body temperature of minus sixy degrees celsius in order to be vaccinated.

It is thought that there are not enough freezer cabinets in homes in the UK to prepare people for the jab.

A government spokesperson was reassuring:

We do not anticipate a problem as we have purchased 50 million coffin-shaped bio-degradeable freezers from China to prepare our people for the vaccine.

All you have to do is register with the Track and Trace app, switch the freezer on and new AI technology from the NHS will do the rest.

There's also the added benefit that anyone who dies in their freezer is all ready to be popped in the ground to save on funeral costs and relieve the pressure on NHS mortuaries.

FNN contacted the NHS for comment and got this automated message from the Track and Trace app AI chatbot.

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