Greta Thunderberg, the climate change activist and Swedish Lutheran minister, has travelled all the way from Stockholm to New York by zero emission pogo stick to lecture the UN on culture-change denial.
According to Greta, culture-change denial is the greatest crisis facing mankind since the last one.
Unlike the animal kingdom - what's left of it that is - that has no culture to deny, Greta claims that ciskind insists on abusing its privileged position at the top of the evolutionary tree and denying the culture-change that is going on all around it, for example:
- non-binary sexual definition
- oppression everywhere
- never ending victimhood
- intersectional complexity
- selective reparations
She makes the point that anyone who is positive about their sexual orientation, does not feel oppressed or victimized, makes their own informed choices and has a generally positive outlook on life is a societal cancer that social constructivism has failed to reach.
It is this kind of "positive outlook" that characterizes the oppressor and condemns so many other people to a life of poverty and life choices determined for them by their environment, their NLP scripts and endless social media manipulation.
A spokesperson for Ms. Thunderberg commented:
Until everyone adopts the crazy culture changes proposed by various nutcases on a daily basis we will never move society into a safe space and life will remain problematic for us all, thus forcing us to respond with constant evolutionary adaption and innovation. Our message to the patriarchy is: Get over it. Culture-change is the new black.
Charles Darwin was unavailable for comment.