The new AI-Pen from the Stinking Pen Company is the first device to receive royal approval from King Charles III. The new pen is equipped with special Artifical Intelligence (AI) software that enables it to:

• recognise when you have finished using it so it can move discreetly away
• prevent you from signing documents with the wrong date
• avoid leaks by deploying a special disposable 'ink-diaper' made by Tena

A spokesperson for the Stinking Pen Company told FNN:

We are investigating making our AI-Pen Alexa compatible so royalty and other VIPs can locate their pen wherever it is hidden simply by saying: Alexa! Where's my stinking pen?

We believe our intelligent, AI-enabled pen will become the de-facto standard device for signing important documents, treaties and charters following its endorsement by King Charles. God Save the King!