In order to recruit more teachers, as there is a shortage in the UK, the department of education and skills is considering new measures to encourage people of all persuasions to train as a teacher:

• you can change your identity whenever you want (limited to one change per term)
• you can claim to be whatever colour you want (even Avatar blue)
• you will be automatically assigned your own personal OnlyFans account

A spokesperson explained:

In order to attract more teaching talent we need to follow the lead of Arizona in the USA by bowing to current cultural mores.

All students that are taught by a specific teacher will be automatically subscribed to their teacher's OnlyFans account to ensure a cohesive educational experience for everyone. Bonus!