Scientists are worried that the mysterious poo-shaped asteroid known as "Oumuamua" may be on course to hit the earth.

Oumuamua is thought to have originally been a giant compressed turd expelled from an interstellar spaceship. The problem is that if it hits the earth the results could be rather messy and require a massive cleanup operation.

There is also believed to be a connection with Easter Island monliths as Sir David Attenborg explained:

Up until recently no-one has been sure of the purpose of the famous Easter Island monoliths that are dotted around the islands and staring into the sky.

But now we think they were looking out for Oumuamua and designed to warn the islanders of an incoming shitstorm.

Further proof that our prehistoric ancestors were smarter than we think. 

A spokesperson for Andrex told us:

We have collaborated with the UN to stockpile millions of rolls of our super absorbent toilet paper to ensure we are ready to handle any kind of impact from Oumuamua as this will be the biggest such event we have ever had to deal with.