According to Newsweek:

Congresswoman Maxine Waters suggested that Donald Trump should consider deporting his wife, Melania Trump...

A spokesperson explained:

Everybody knows that Melania Trump is far too attractive and has way too much fashion sense to be First Lady of the United States.

And the fact that she keeps her head down and stays away from politics clearly betrays that she probably doesn't have the right papers and is trying to avoid being picked up by ICE.

And Instead of going after illegal immigrants, the President would be better off sending his wife back to her country, which I believe is somewhere in eastern Europe but I'm not sure as geography is not my strong subject.

And she could be another Manchurian candidate as every now and then she has an inscrutable look that she could only have got from North Korean brainwashing after Kim Jong-Un hacked her phone.

And she wears a Mexican looking hat on big occasions so she's obviously also member of a Mexican drug cartel.

I could go on but I've run out of weed.