A new pandemic is sweeping across the USA in the run-up to the 2024 election: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).

TDS is a real mental health issue that is affecting more and more people and threatens to interfere with the election.

The disease is thought to have emerged from a property in Florida and spread quickly to every US state.

But others claim that TDS originated in Russia from a mind-control lab directly managed by President Putin or from the Wang-Chung lab in China.

A Doctor, or at least somebody in a white coat with a clipboard, told FNN:

TDS is real. The symptoms are:

• aversion to red baseball caps
• inability to visit ladies changing rooms to try on underwear
• vomiting at the sight of fake tan lotion

We recommend that TDS sufferers take VP Kamala Harris's advice and try to 'unburden' themselves of what has been.