Donald Trump, President of the Disunited States, has finally conceded that the Democrats lost the 2020 election.

Trump has been under intense pressure from all sides to make this concession in order to set the stage for the re-unification of America otherwise known as RAGA.

He tweeted:

It is with great sadness that I must announce that the Democrats lost the 2020 election. It is hard for me to admit that they lost, because I hate losers, but at least now I can attend the inauguration ceremony in January 2021. My first executive order in my next term will be to pardon Joe Biden for all his election gaffes and offer him an olive branch: A gold-plated zimmer frame.

The mainstream media has piled in to congratulate the President for conceding that the Democrats had in fact lost the election and promised even more unbiased coverage of the President in his next term.

Alec Baldwin, known for his warm impersonations of the President on SNL, said he was relieved that it was now clear that he would still have a worthwhile job for four more years and had not wasted his money on that second box of orange self-tanning lotion.