Following the decision to steal the interest from sanctioned Russian financial assets and supply them to the Ukraine, the same banksters are considering sanctioning the assets of Nigel Farage and using the interest to support pro-Remain NGOs.

A spokesperson told FNN:

Nobody seems to care about stealing Russian money so why not go after other people we don't like?

Here in the City of London we used to love the Russians when we could launder their money for bigger profits and bonuses and the oligarchs were buying up UK property, football clubs etc. using fortunes they embezzelled from the Russian state after the collapse of the Soviet Union.

But now we don't like them anymore so we have to find other ways of getting our hands on their money.

And now that Nigel Farage has told the BBC that he believes the Ukraine war was provoked by NATO, we have even more reason to dislike him and need to figure out ways to shut him up before he actually manages to become an MP for the Reform Party.

Surprisingly, some of the only people who do seem to care are the IMF, displaying a rare burst of morality by warning against this action when usually all they care about is saddling other nations with debt so they are easier to control.