A zaftig nursing student from Vacuum, Alabama has admitted that her claim to being abducted by aliens was in fact a hoax designed to get her a job with NASA, even though her major is nailcare.

Her mother told NBC News:

There were moments when she physically had to fight for her life, and there were moments when she had to mentally fight for her life. She made it back.

What an imagination these people have! They should work in the mainstream media.

Apparently this student claimed to have been abducted by a floating silver disc that zoomed in after she was spotted on a highway in hot pants making the International Sign of the Donut passing truck drivers.

When onboard the craft, something that looked like the head alien from Mars Attacks demanded photos of her in compromising positions while he read an old issue of Playboy magazine.

Suspicious police investigators checking the student's phone, found links to a Tik-Tok video on how to insert an anal probe, search requests such as what does klaatu barada nikto mean and a download of the original movie of The Day the Earth Stood Still.