Sky News reports:

Grand Theft Auto VI, the most hotly anticipated title in gaming history, has been delayed.

Take-Two Interactive pushed the release of the blockbuster title to May 2026 on Friday.

The world is in shock.

Stock markets crashed and millions wondered how they are going to manage the anticipation while continuing to slaver over the trailer video that was watched more than 100 million times in 24 hours.

President Trump said the delayed release was un-American and threatened Take-Two with tariffs, before relenting 5 minutes later after staff told him that GTA is popular with younger voters.

Dr Emile Shaffhausen, a world-renowned GTA psychotherapist specialising in treating GRAMPS, told FNN:

Zis is good news for me und my clinic.

GRAMPS (Game Release Anxiety Multipolar Psychosis Syndrome) is on ze rise.

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