Prince William has promised he will ask this question by looking at tradition and going 'is that still fit for purpose today?'.

Good for Wills.

FNN has some suggestions:

  • Trooping the colour should be discontinued as it's obvious that the 'far right' have hijacked the flag so this ceremony has no place in modern Starmer society.

  • Stop calling mansions on the Windsor estate 'cottages' or 'lodges'.

  • Reduce Prince Andrew to the rank of ordinary citizen and move him into 'social' housing on the new-build Brian Epstein Estate in lovable Liverpool.

  • Now that Edward is Duke of Edinburgh, replace the former Duke's Award Scheme with having to work behind the scenes in a new celebrity 'It's a Knockout' show to premier on Meghan and Harry Enterprises (MEH) Netflix channel.

  • Stop all that 'By Appointment' nonsense on food and drink containers as everyone knows the Royals probably never touch any of that stuff themselves. These royal logos will be replaced by the MEH lifestyle brand logo as a QR code link to an online coupon to buy some chutney.

  • Save money by replacing the Royal Flight with returns on EasyJet from Gatwick (with Speedy Boarding and Fast Track security naturally!).

I'm sure many of his future loyal subjects could think of many more innovations.