According to Sky News, (ex. Pink Floyd frontman Roger) Waters, 79, has lashed out at the "unjustifiable decision" to cancel a planned show at Frankfurt's Festhalle in May as part of his This Is Not A Drill European tour - but officials said they wanted to "set an example against" antisemitism.

Apparently, Water's 'unpopular' view about subjects such as Julian Assange, Israel and the Ukraine war have made him a persona non-Grata in Germany, where there have been calls for his 'degenerate' records to be burned and record store windows broken.

The concert will be replaced by an outdoor rally against anti-semitism with lots of banners and torches and marches and all those jolly japes the Germans are world-famous for. 

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen told FNN:

I was a big fan of Pink Floyd in my youth despite the fact that they were never in the groovy Eurovision Song Contest.

But after Mr Waters was discovered with several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict, and later went to the dark side of the moon, I lost interest.

And I never did understand what Ummagumma meant. Give me Vicky Leandros singing Come What May or a good old Bavarian leg-slapper any day! Which reminds me. I need to iron my lederhosen.