The UK Sun reports that Meghan Markle, a housewife from California, may be offered her own radio show!

[https://www.thesun.co.uk/royals/36815582/meghan-markle-offered-radio-show-magic/]

She said: "Honestly one of the things I miss the most about the UK is the radio station...Magic FM."

Yes folks, that's what it has come to in Starmer's Britain. The only thing people miss about the UK is a radio station.

Radio shows, the podcasts of the past, are still listened to involuntarily by people in elevators and supermarkets.

Meghan's show, rumoured to be called Celebrity Island Discs, will feature her celebrity chums boring everyone with their 'playlists' and regular ad breaks promoting her lifestyle brand.

Occasionally she will be joined by husband Harry, who will pop in to manage a serious slot dedicated to the political and military news of the day called 'Chessboard'.

Broadcast rights for this slot have already been pre-sold to the Taliban in Afghanistan.

A spokesperson told FNN:

The King has already banned Magic FM from being broadcast in any royal property.

It's about as welcome as a gay at Gordonstoun.

As The Spectator rightly warns:

Utmost vigilance will be needed to stop this from happening.