New Zealanders are outraged that the EU will be using their beloved Haka to greet visitors from the UK at the EU border.

Every flight from the UK to an EU country will now be welcomed by a Haka at the end of the jetway and prior to passport control.

A Maori spokesperson told FNN:

We don't like the cultural appropriation of our Haka by the EU but on the other hand this will provide lots of jobs at European airports for Maoris and anyone else with a long tongue and covered in tats.

A spokesperson for the NZ Rugby Football Union commented:

The NZRFU been retained by the EU to show airport baggage handlers how to do a killer offload so every suitcase is completely trashed when removed from the aircraft hold.

Unusually, EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen had nothing to say to FNN.

Instead she spread her feet wide, stuck out her tongue, rolled her eyes and gave us the "up yours" sign with her raised forearm.